Loosing my words: Six-word stories by broads

Dec. 21, 2012 is here and so are we and we have to go to work. Damn Mayan calendar.

Round red nose, banana peel–slip.

Mayan calendar clearance begins Dec. 22.

Gunman guns down gun control advocate.

Making babies without sex pretty boring.

New condoms! Oh no. Operator error.

Prat husband snogs cheeky dit. Buggar.

Coal in stocking, tears on pillow.

Witty, wicked women joke about whatever.