15 comandments concerning women’s body hair

  1. Only men may enjoy having hairy legs.
  2. Thou shalt not be a woman with hirsute  legs, armpits, or upper lip.
  3. Thou shalt not wear shorts or dresses unless thy body is appropriately shaven
  4. Irritated skin is more attractive than the hair growing in the wrong place. Thou shalt shave or wax if thy wishes to wear anything cute in the summer.
  5. Thou shall make excuses if thy body is unduly hairy. Thou shalt submit to, even request, judgment from others, and do whatever that person thinks is best about it.
  6. Thou shalt lie to conform to the shaving cult, saying things like, ‘I wanted to shave, but ran out of razors.
  7. Gay and feminist who desire to be beautiful in their partner’s eyes aren’t exempt from any of the commandments.
  8. Thou shalt consider thyself a freak if thy wouldst refuse to shave.
  9. Thou shall always blush and cover thy bushy-ness.
  10. Thou shalt be exempted from shaving only if thou has light-colored hair and very little of it, AND if thou wearest a revealing shirt to expose thy breast area in which case nobody will notice your hair.
  11. Thou shalt know that number 9 applies only to ladies who are stacked.
  12. The valley between the torso and the upper leg may not contain any type of fur. Here, even red-stubble puckered skin irritated by removal is preferred.
  13. Thou shalt not have hairier legs than thy father, nor brother.
  14. Thou shalt not be outraged that male cyclists shave their legs and are still considered manly, but if you don’t shave, YOU will be considered manly. Thou is forbidden to think of it at all.
  15. Thou shalt be embarrassed when a man, even if it is the weird guy with a speech impediment next door, glances at your hairy legs, then glances away, then glances back again, then meets your eyes for a moment, then looks away all the while pretending that he isn’t silently judging you. Cartoon by Jolie LeJeune 

Author: GOD

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