Product Review: Little Rooster aka Cock-a-doodle-do

Ever wake up thinking you just haven’t had enough orgasms yet? I mean I haven’t even gotten out of bed and I am at least two orgasms behind and the day hasn’t even gotten started!

Well, I am Frisky Francis, writer for Broads column Love knocks, and boy do I have the thing for you ladies. It’s call the Little Roster. It will wake you up with a little cock-a-doodle-do all its own. I mean, you haven’t even gotten your eyes open and you are, like, three orgasms up for the day.

It all starts with this nifty little devise you wear in your panties when you go to sleep. Unless, of course, you are just talented enough to keep it between your thighs. Set the alarm and Voila! It wakes you up vibrating! OMG! Vibrating! No obnoxious MEEEP MEEEP MEEEP! Just the sultry tingling between your thighs ramping you up to face the day with a snicker and a grin.

Wouldn’t the world be a better place if ever body woke up cumming? Well, I think so.

And think what a great gift this would make for, like, everybody! Think about it, you could get one for your mother-in-law. You would become her favorite; no more snotty remarks about her son could have done better. Or your mom! Or how about your best friends? Don’t you think your best friends would love this?!!? What about you?! You could be napping and getting off right now!

Whoa, sorry. Was getting a little carried away. But, seriously you should go check out the Little Rooster at http://www.littleroosterstore.com/pages/details

Did you check it out? Did you see its sleek lines and fine European craftsmanship? It’s so discreet.

Sooooooo……… I got to go…….. take a nap… I need to wake up, in like…. 15 min….

 

Author: Frisky Frances Houseman

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